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=========================================================================== Volume 7, Issue 30 *************************************************************************** Three Poems from the Kids' Point of View I Know Everything I should be happy. I should feel like a king. My teachers don't get it, But I know everything. School days are slow And the boredom is rough. Why don't they know That I know all this stuff? I know it all, the meat and the fluff. Though no one thinks I do. They think I am just coasting, They think I'm lazy too. "You don't know this stuff." They say and they scowl. "It's more like you've given up. You've thrown in the towel." "If you know it so well, Then why don't you soar? Why are your grades So doggoned poor?" Well, it's hard to stay focused. Sometimes I don't listen. But why should I try? It's not new stuff I'm missin'. My scores aren't so great The tests, I just wing It's so hard to study When you know everything. Someday, my attendance< /o:p> And knowledge will pay off. I'll graduate and the teachers Will ease up and lay off. 'Til then, I'll endure. I'll be bored every day. I won't work for points It just isn't my way. So I may bomb the tests, And the homework, I fumble. But my bad grades keep me Intellectually humble. ********************************************************
Graduation (Sung to a school anthem type of tune you make up as you go along) Our year-books we all au-to-graph We've really had a blast With grad-u-a-tion in our path We march in-to the past Our teacher starts in snor-or-ing She stays out of our hair Our school-work we're ig-nor-or-ing We're choosing what to wear We'll march to Pomp and Cir-cum-stance Our pictures will be snapped We'll have a grad-u-a-tion dance Our hands will all be clapped We'll talk old times, nos-tal-al-gic Old nick-names we'll revive Like, Chrissie's called Pink Li-ip-stick And Chris is Mis-ter Jive The fu-ture looms be-for-ore us But we must not be quailed That last ex-am in chor-or-us Dumb luck that no-one failed The book-ish and the ve-ry cool Are bonded, friend to friend To meet once more in mid-dle-school And Do It All A- Gain! ********************************************************
The Skills We Learn Today Whenever teachers ask me stuff I have no clue about I stutter, mutter, sputter, utter nonsense my way out It's really quite a clever trick they leave me there to snore after I've made such noises no one's ever heard before Years from now when I'm pursuing the career20I'd like to ride all the way to easy street to be admired far and wide The same approach, I'm sure, will keep those big wheels a'turning and I'll look back and thank my teacher who let me wriggle out of learning ************************************************************************** |
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